rubyseauxheaux:

doomquasar:

“Hello, Buster. Here’s a candy bar. No, I’m withholding it. Look at me, GETTING OFF.”

“If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it, and I won’t respond to it.”

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posted 3 hours ago (® tokkida)

But that’s life. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.

But that’s life. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.

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posted 3 hours ago (® lightanddark)

Yessss I got a residence offer for September.

This is excellent.

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posted 3 hours ago (® artforadults)
villainesses:

nissanissas:

hellyeahthegoodwife:

2x16 Great Firewall

 #THIS IS NOT A SMOKING SECTION #THIS IS A SECRET SECTION

#captain david lee: spymaster
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posted 3 hours ago (® hellyeahthegoodwife)

We want a union!

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posted 4 days ago (® fystarwars)

elenitahb:

Where’s our fleet?

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posted 4 days ago (® elenitahb)

Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon.

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